good news! i have a solution to all this cigarettes-are-uncool-and-bad-for-you nonsense. lollipops! less cigarettes, more lollipops. "hi, can i bum a lollipop off you?" way funnier! less dangerous! and everyone will taste like candy and kissing will be much nicer. so, do we agree? drop the cigarettes? lollipops to the people? i have to admit that i look unbelievably cool when i'm smoking though.